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Roll Your Drink

One tap. Six dice. Your drink is chosen by fate.

Can't decide? Let the Dice Gods Decide for you

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ClassD6
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SizeD6
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DrinkD6
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SweetD6
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RuneD6
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LootD6

The Randomizer Tables

Every roll is mapped below. See exactly what the dice can land on.

Class

1d6
1–2Potion
3Tonic
4Soda
5Brew
6Drink of Many Things

Size

1d6
1–2Vial (12oz)
3–4Flask (16oz)
5–6Tankard (20oz)

Sweetness

1d6
1–2Light
3–4Normal
5–6Extra

Rune

1d6
1–2No Rune
3Frost Rune (free)
4Citrus Rune (+$0.50)
5Fire Rune (Cinnamon) (+$0.50)
6Drinkmaster's Choice

Sweet Loot

1d6
1–4None
5–6Yes (+$0.50)

Tonic Charge

1d6
1–4Light Charge
5–6Full Charge (+$0.75)

Potions

1d6
1Potion of Haste
2Second Wind
3Quest Fuel
4Revive Draught
5XP Grind
6Night Watch

Tonics

1d4
1Focus Tonic
2Stamina Tonic
3Mana Tonic
4Berserker Boost

Sodas

1d10
1Mimic Cola
2Looted Lime Cola
3Dungeon Vanilla Draft
4Blacksmith's Cherry Cola
5Cherry Curse
6Dawnshield Draught
7Warlock's Vanilla Pact
8Slimebolt Dew
9Gelatinous Cube
10Trap Trigger

Brews

1d6
1Torchlight Drip
2Dungeon Dark Roast
3Gravewake Cold Brew
4Adventurer's Wake-Up
5Rogue's Quick Cup
6Mimic Mocha