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Fully random • D&D style

Roll Your Drink

One tap. Six dice. Your drink is chosen by fate.

Can't decide? Let the Dice Gods Decide for you

Class
Size
Drink
Sweet
Rune
Loot

The Randomizer Tables

Every roll is mapped below. See exactly what the dice can land on.

Class

1d6
1–2Potion
3Tonic
4Soda
5Brew
6Drink of Many Things

Size

1d6
1–2Vial (12oz)
3–4Flask (16oz)
5–6Tankard (20oz)

Sweetness

1d6
1–2Light
3–4Normal
5–6Extra

Rune

1d6
1–2No Rune
3Frost Rune (free)
4Citrus Rune (+$0.50)
5Fire Rune (Cinnamon) (+$0.50)
6Drinkmaster's Choice

Sweet Loot

1d6
1–4None
5–6Yes (+$0.50)

Tonic Charge

1d6
1–4Light Charge
5–6Full Charge (+$0.75)

Potions

1d6
1Potion of Haste — bright citrus + tropical
2Second Wind — green apple + lime
3Quest Fuel — pineapple + citrus
4Revive Draught — strawberry + lemonade
5XP Grind — blue burst + citrus
6Night Watch — dark berry + lemon

Tonics

1d4
1Focus Tonic
2Stamina Tonic
3Mana Tonic
4Berserker Boost

Sodas

1d8
1Mimic Cola — vanilla
2Cherry Curse — cherry
3Looted Lime Cola — lime
4Dungeon Vanilla Draft — vanilla + Sweet Loot
5Blacksmith's Cherry Cola — cherry + Citrus Rune
6Slimebolt Dew — lime
7Gelatinous Cube — green apple
8Trap Trigger — tropical

Brews

1d6
1Torchlight Drip
2Dungeon Dark Roast
3Gravewake Cold Brew
4Adventurer's Wake-Up (latte)
5Rogue's Quick Cup (americano)
6Mimic Mocha